Some Things That Would Not Have Been Good Super Bowl Drinking Games

1.) Drink every time the commercial is not from Budweiser, Frito-Lay, Pepsi, or NBC.

2.) Drink every time the commercial makes someone in the room laugh, like, genuinely.

3.) Drink every time John Madden says something no one had thought of yet.

4.) Drink every time Troy Polamalu saunters, meanders, or dawdles.