Thursday, February 05, 2009

My Child is Macabre, Pt. 483

[SCENE: Int., Maison de Stijl. NORA and VICTORIA are lying around in the bed. NORA is wearing a shirt with strawberries on it, while VICTORIA is wearing a black shirt.]

VICTORIA: I know what I would like to eat. I would like a strawberry from your shirt!

NORA: No. Those are not edible.

VICTORIA: Oh.

NORA: Hey, you know what I would like to eat? Blackness from YOUR shirt!

VICTORIA: I don't think that's edible either.

NORA: Then maybe I will eat skin! (giggles uncontrollably)

VICTORIA: ..........

Also, Nora has ordered me to write, "Of course, I love my Norasaur!" She also wanted me to write "Bob Loblaw," though I'm guessing not spelled in the Law Blog way.

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