It's Not Often I Get To Use My Favorite Line Twice in One Day

[SCENE: Int., Maison de Stijl. PHIL and VICTORIA have been decluttering, and NORA has been helping drive stuff to Goodwill with the help of a Koosh Ball, which she is now fiddling with on the couch.]

NORA: I am driving to pretend Goodwill!

VICTORIA: Sounds like fun.

NORA: Yeah! At pretend Goodwill, we give stuff away!

VICTORIA: Nice.

NORA: And they put itty-bitty eyes and mouths on HEDGEHOG BALLS like this one! Now we are at pretend Goodwill, and they will put a tiny mouth and eyes on this ball!

VICTORIA: Nora, do you know what a blog is?

NORA: A hedgehog.

[SCENE: Int., Maison de Stijl. PHIL has been telling VICTORIA about a Salon interview about why the rest of the world thinks Americans are disgusting for using toilet paper.]

PHIL: ...Seriously, just Google "Washlet."

VICTORIA: "-et," or "-ette"?

PHIL: "-et." Just a warning, the website is very Japanese. I mean, it's not all "FABULOUS HAPPY WATER FOUNTAIN BUTT" with strobe lights and epilepsy, but still...

VICTORIA: Phil, do you know what a blog is?

PHIL: Oh, geez.